Saturday, March 7, 2015

Ham and Her

Him : Whiskey ,Nine , Whiskey, Kilo , Over
Her: (....Silence...) Dinner is ready da. Lets eat.
Imagining the white ambassador car speeding away, and the policeman speaking into his walkie talkie " White ambassador, Registration TN5479, on the Ham Highway. BEEF up the security"

Imagination courtesy : Movies (Tamil, Malayalam, Hindi movies)

Her: HAM as much as you like "BEEF"-fore it gets banned.
Him: Zulu, India....
Her: The Zulu tribe is a very ancient one Honey. We Indians are way ahead.
Her: Progressive in our thinking , liberated....
Him : Bravo , Juliet, India....
Her: Ya, Brave men and women...Some men more brave than required. But we will have security "BEEF"ed up for the safety of women. Now that no ones watching the documentary that will incite violence. There is only goodness in the media.
The nation doesn't want to know. We are blinded by the India shining on our faces.
Him: OVER and OUT